Shaun: Davey Havok isn't gay. I've seen pictures of his girlfriend.
Kenny: Yeah? How's she look?
Shaun: She's a cute little Japanese girl with sleeves.
Kenny: What kind of sleeves? Like tattoos?
Shaun: No, like she always wears flannel shirts... Yes... tattoos.
The gayest monster since gay came to gaytown.– Season 2 of ATHF; Shake in Episode 33: The Shaving.
Did I bother telling you this, with the words that cross teeth and jump lips? A...– In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3